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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nWorst Dog Names<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
The dog names under this category don’t seem so bad. But that’s because they’re actually, well, the “worst”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do your dog a favor and avoid these awkward, boring names for dogs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1. Dog (yes, this still happens in 2022)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 2. Cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n 3. Diogi<\/p>\n\n\n\n 4. Diogee<\/p>\n\n\n\n 5. Chien (the French version doesn’t change anything)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 6. Askim (apparently, it’s supposed to be a funny joke, like “what’s his name?” “Askim”)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 7. Asker<\/p>\n\n\n\n 8. Shoelace<\/p>\n\n\n\n 9. Sonic (the hedgehog?)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 10. Monday (or any day of the week, even. You’re not pet parenting a calendar.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 11. Max<\/p>\n\n\n\n 12. Buddy<\/p>\n\n\n\n 13. Friend<\/p>\n\n\n\n 14. Thunder<\/p>\n\n\n\n 15. Pooch <\/p>\n\n\n\n 16. Lucky (why not add charm, while you’re at it?)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 17. Rat<\/p>\n\n\n\n 18. Stains<\/p>\n\n\n\n 19. Kitty<\/p>\n\n\n\n 20. Flea (your dog would have you sued for this if it could speak human)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 21. Hereboy (no kidding, huh?)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 22. Wave<\/p>\n\n\n\n 23. Fingers<\/p>\n\n\n\n 24. Chad<\/p>\n\n\n\n 25. Lil D’<\/p>\n\n\n\n 26. D.O.G (when I say D, you say “no!”, and this applies to the junk right above.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 27. Lizard (you may think it’s funny, but look at the picture below and tell us what you think)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 28. Woof<\/p>\n\n\n\n 29. Bark<\/p>\n\n\n\n 30. Fetch<\/p>\n\n\n\n 31. Fido<\/p>\n\n\n\n 32. Doggy<\/p>\n\n\n\n 33. Doggo<\/p>\n\n\n\n 34. Boo Boo (cringe!)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 35. Scooby-Doo<\/a> (no, really?)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 36. Tiger <\/p>\n\n\n\n 37. Wolf (At this point, perhaps we should just ban calling a dog another animal.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 38. Jack<\/p>\n\n\n\n 39. Fang<\/p>\n\n\n\n 40. Lion<\/p>\n\n\n\n While the last section had a list of boring, overused, and boring names, this section contains inappropriate dog names that would make people give you strange looks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 41. Al Coholic<\/p>\n\n\n\n 42. Daddy\/Mummy (Nah, this is just unhealthy)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 43. Mafia<\/p>\n\n\n\n 44. Booger<\/p>\n\n\n\n 45. Bae\/Sweetheart\/Darling (What’s next, you put a ring on it?)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 46. Casino<\/p>\n\n\n\n 47. Poker<\/p>\n\n\n\n 48. Prince Charming (Oh wow. Let me guess, you must be Cinderella.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 49. Vader<\/p>\n\n\n\n 50. Voldemort (Your dog must not be named this)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 51. Fishbone<\/p>\n\n\n\n 52. Halftime<\/p>\n\n\n\n 53. Doorknob<\/p>\n\n\n\n 54. Puddle<\/p>\n\n\n\n 55. Beyonce (Just so you know, naming your dog after a celebrity is not a compliment)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 56. Coffee<\/p>\n\n\n\n 57. Glutton<\/p>\n\n\n\n 58. Pokemon<\/p>\n\n\n\n 59. Ignorance<\/p>\n\n\n\n 60. Worthless<\/p>\n\n\n\n 61. Meow (we’ll be seeing you in court if you use this)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 62. Speed Bump<\/p>\n\n\n\n 63. Roadkill<\/p>\n\n\n\n 64. Weed <\/p>\n\n\n\n 65. Segzy Legs (try saying this with a straight face)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 66. Trigger<\/p>\n\n\n\n 67. Bullet<\/p>\n\n\n\n 68. Death (Ever considered, Uhm, seeing a therapist?)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 69. Poop<\/p>\n\n\n\n 70. “Your neighbor\/spouse\/colleague\/ex name” (do not be so petty)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 71. Grandpa<\/p>\n\n\n\n 72. Adolf (same with Nazi, especially for a German Shepherd. You don’t have to be so controversial.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 73. An*s<\/p>\n\n\n\n 74. Barf<\/p>\n\n\n\n 75. Crap<\/p>\n\n\n\n 76. Cruella de Vil (Smart? Yes, but still inappropriate.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 77. Doofus<\/p>\n\n\n\n 78. Enema<\/p>\n\n\n\n 70. Jack the Ripper (because naming your dog after a serial killer is not a good idea.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 80. War (NO! We want peace!)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dogs are meant to be sweet animals, and their names should reflect that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Don’t be a jerk and select what you know will offend many people out there. It isn’t worth it. We’ve already got too much hate, as it is. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Below are some of the offensive dog names you should steer clear of.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 81. Satan (not normal at all)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 82. Muhammad<\/p>\n\n\n\n 83. Jesus<\/p>\n\n\n\n 84. Pu**y<\/p>\n\n\n\n 85. B**bs<\/p>\n\n\n\n 86. Nig*er<\/p>\n\n\n\n 87. Slave (give this to a black dog and you could get arrested. No jokes.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 88. F*g<\/p>\n\n\n\n 89. Bin Laden (No sir, not in America)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 90. Cancer<\/p>\n\n\n\n 91. F*ck <\/p>\n\n\n\n 92. Syndrome (It’s supposed to be a joke like “down, Syndrome!”, but we’re not laughing)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 93. Blackie<\/p>\n\n\n\n 94. D*ck<\/p>\n\n\n\n 95. Church<\/p>\n\n\n\n 96. Cl*t<\/p>\n\n\n\n 97. Atomic Bomb<\/p>\n\n\n\n 98. Buddha<\/p>\n\n\n\n 99. Moses<\/p>\n\n\n\n 100. Sh*t<\/p>\n\n\n\n 101. Bitch (We know a female dog is a bitch, you just don’t have to use it as a name.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 102. Ho\/Wh*re <\/p>\n\n\n\n 103. Chink<\/p>\n\n\n\n 104. Gook<\/p>\n\n\n\n 105. Jew<\/p>\n\n\n\n 106. Sabbath<\/p>\n\n\n\n 107. Stupid (Another terrible joke. “Down, stupid!”, “Sit, stupid.”)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 108. As*h*le<\/p>\n\n\n\n 109. Worthless<\/p>\n\n\n\n 120. Your Mom<\/p>\n\n\n\n These names are polite and do seem creative, but you can do better than them. You have other options out there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 121. Lord Winterbottom<\/p>\n\n\n\n 122. Honey Boo Boo ( Because Boo boo is not cringey enough, eh?) <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 123. Whatchamacallit (How about a real name? Just saying.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 124. Tyrannosaurus Rex<\/p>\n\n\n\n 125. WiFi<\/p>\n\n\n\n 126. Holiday<\/p>\n\n\n\n 127. Chummy Chum<\/p>\n\n\n\n 128. Peanut Wigglebutt (We didn’t make this up).<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 129. Otto Von Longdog<\/p>\n\n\n\n 130. Envelope<\/p>\n\n\n\n 131. Refrigerator (Now this is sad)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 132. Sir Hog Knucklehead<\/p>\n\n\n\n 133. Sasha Biggiepotamus Fierce<\/p>\n\n\n\n 134. Fluffyb*tt<\/p>\n\n\n\n 135. Dump Truck<\/p>\n\n\n\n 136. Pig (Again, why would you name your dog after an animal?)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 137. Canine Dion (Bad pun sighted)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 138. Bark Twain <\/p>\n\n\n\n 139. Abcde (Wow. So original)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 140. Barbarian<\/p>\n\n\n\n 141. Clingy Nut Ball<\/p>\n\n\n\n 142. Merciless (Are you trying to scare us?)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 143. Poop Snacker (Yeeeeeah…okay)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 144. Stinky Poop Pup<\/p>\n\n\n\n 145. Chew Barka<\/p>\n\n\n\n 146. Doc Howliday<\/p>\n\n\n\n 147. Dog Marley (who in the world creates these names?)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n 148. Stinky Monkey<\/p>\n\n\n\n 149. Sir Barksalot<\/p>\n\n\n\n 150. Buttercup Smoochie <\/p>\n\n\n\n 151. Hank the Tank<\/p>\n\n\n\n Naming your dog can be fun, but giving an inappropriate dog name to your pooch isn’t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Your pup deserves a name that’s interesting, creative, comfortable to use, and polite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You’d be doing yourself and your dog a great disservice by giving a name you’d have to apologize for in the future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Here’re some great names to consider:<\/p>\n\n\n\n Also, if you already made the mistake of giving one of the bad dog names to your pooch, and you’ll like to fix it, these pro tips on how to rename a dog<\/a> might come in handy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"![\"Dog](\"https:\/\/puplore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dog-and-Lizard-on-Lawn.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\n\nInappropriate Dog Names <\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOffensive Dog Names<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Terrible Dog Names<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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